Tech Trends’ Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with “friends” that will listen to them rattle on for hours.
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
August 29th, 2010 
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It’s a shame how few in numbers us sane Mac users are… there are so many of us who would fucking go to these things every day. -_-
There are 68 angry mac fans.
Love the bit about the iStore at 1:50.
Is that Sergio from “Sergio’s White Hot Top Five” at 0:58?
I am always so amazed at how realistic the Onion makes their news seem.
@kranivore shut up bitch.
I am sure everyone has a friend who needs this service, so they stop bragging about their crappy overpriced wanna-be computer that looks like a urinal cake…
‘iStore owners can camp out overnight from the comfort of their own home’
Love it. The detailing in The Onion sketches amazes me, so well constructed.
Reminds me of my dad.
as an apple certified tech, I want one of these at my office.
@SongDesigner Go on with your troll vomit, clown. The fact a turd smells changes just because I said something about it stinking? ROFL! & what, U shoot the guy who tells U your tire is flat on your car, thinking that will fix it? You’re insane. Now go on with your troll vomit dance, U ‘Cult Of FaginKrap’ nutter.
@DuralastTurbo but you watch social commentary and comment about them… the only thing “worse” than a proud Apple customer…. When did Apple say their customers are better? They use facts to say their products are better!
Just because people like good products, and good companies that actually benefit their lives?
And yes… I do a lot of schoolwork and music production on my “affirmation…”
hah between two ferns with zach galifinakis on the laptop for a bit there.
I love how at the end of this video it states you can find it at ituens.com… XD
Apple Stores are a waste of time, It takes over an hour to find someone who is free as all White Shirts are sitting and chatting with a person who has too much free time.
@kranivore this message typped on thewheel
I’m really diggin that iStore,
The aardvark went to the aardvark.
I cracked at the part with that customer conversation with apple friend, so awesome. Just recorded lines it keeps repeating “Oh, yes!” “Of course sir!” It even interrupts him but he just keep geektalking
You must love her hairstyle
I met my new BF there……….his hard drive caught my eye immediately.
So true! =)) Apple is a cult. They’re buying self-affirmation “You’re better, smarter, cooler – bla bla bla” Y not just sell the affirmation? Who needs the hardware or software really – just sell the ass kissing directly =))
1:10 Whay “The Woz” has been up to. HAHA
Windows for the win!! ^^
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